Papa Papa Paparazzi

The LG dove into bed early this morning after a quick night out with "the boys."

"Guess who I saw?" he asked a very sleepy me.

"Hmmm?"

"(insert name here)."

I immediately open my eyes and prop myself up on my elbows to hear better.

"At the diner. He got into a fight with another guy."

I urge him on, "Tell me more." I am pathetic and enjoy gossip.

The LG explained all of the details, which I will spare you because it's really not worth your time. (That's a clue as to who it is.) Initially, I was prepared to share the details, but after writing the post, I realized how utterly boring the whole confrontation was.

So, I deleted it and thought we should play a game to guess the identity of the mystery person.

Here are your cLuEs:

1. He's a man.

2. He has co-authored a book.

3. He has 2 brothers.

4. He is the middle child.

5. His mother is a native of Hawaii.

6. He currently lives in NYC.

7. He is divorced.

8. He likes kids.

9. Ed Hardy.

10. He used to live near me.

#9 should give it away.

Anyway, leave a comment and guess who he saw.

I'll confirm the identity in my next post!

Readyyyy....go.