Dear Trash Company in my City,

Hi. It's me again.

Remember when you failed to remove our trash the first week we had our house in the city?

Well, you've done it again!

After moving into my new home, I immediately went to see that I had trash removal. I stood in your office while you made certain the location of our trash placement. That week, we took out our trash. Upon arriving home after a long day at work, my trash was still sitting outside of my house untouched.

So, I thought it was my fault. I thought that maybe I mixed up the placement of the trash. Silly me.

That was last week.

Last night, the LG and I lugged our trash cans down the steep driveway and to the curb, only to come home and discover that it was left untouched, yet again. You {{insert curse word here}}s.

I refuse to lug them back up the driveway. Where I live, this means, as you know, I am opening myself up to receiving a nice pink notice on my door from the codes department. And if this happens, a big stink will be made by yours truly because of an error on your part.

So, I've made 3 phone calls, leaving unpleasant messages on various voicemails (that I'm not even sure belong to the city's trash department) of your innocent employees who will listen to them first thing tomorrow morning.

So, let's get it together...so that this doesn't happen again.

Okay?

Okay.

Your truly,

Julia