Warning: This is pretty gross. Read at your own risk.

So, I've been sick for the past week and this morning I woke up feeling like I had been hit by a truck.  To make things worse, before I even opened my eyes I felt grossness practically pouring out of my right eye.  

Are you thinking: WTF?!!!  Yeah, my thoughts, exactly.

So, I immediately think if I look in the mirror and I have pink eye, I will scream.

I put off getting out of bed, for fear that I will freak myself out when I gaze into the mirror only to find a mortifying and pitiful girl staring back at me with only one eye.

When I work up the guts to actually look at myself, I'm surprised not to see a pink goopy mess.  No, instead, it's something I will, for now, diagnose as "watery eye."

Since I had been feeling blah for quite long enough, I decided to call the dreaded doctor and load up on some meds (and ask about my eye.)

After a pleasant visit with the Dr. I found out I have sinusitis and a lovely case of, "Oh-that's-just-mucus-pouring-out-of-your-tear-ducts."  

That was just a nice way of her saying that I pretty much have boogers pouring out of my one lucky eye.