SSG

The chances of the Love Guru coming back this week are slim. No, I lie. There is no chance. He is extending his stay to finish some extra important business in Romania. I’m making him sound sooo important (I know he’s reading this and looving it right now).

IF he happens to decide to extend his stay in Romania indefinitely, (This won’t happen, but I think he needs a good scare to get his tush home.) IF, LG, you decide to stay in RO permanently, I will turn into Super Stalker Girlfriend. Baby, are you listening?

Super Stalker Girlfriend (SSG):
She’s dangerous,
Her love is violent,
And she’s ready to attack!

(And it in your best interest that you do everything in your power for SSG and her crazy powers to not be unleashed.)


By the way...tomorrow is the one year anniversary that I bought a very important sparkly blue belt. My decision to make that purchase changed the course of my year (and changed my relationship status on Facebook.) YOU know what I’m talking about...
Happy Anniversary, Baby!