Pink Eye and Positivity

Wednesday: fever.

Thursday: fever and congestion.

Friday morning: fever, sinusitus

Friday afternoon: fever, sinusitus, pinkeye

Friday evening: fever, sinusitus, DOUBLE pink eye.

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Pinkeye alone is beyond tragic. Double pinkeye is just deadly. Aside from all of the complaining I am could be doing about canceling all fun weekend activities and my drippy eyes, I'd like to place some focus on the positives this loooong weekend has brought to me. I was going to take some pictures but realized that even a nice camera wouldn't make me look less of a monster and couldn't clean up the mess that I'm currently sitting in. And so...a list.

1. I have an excuse for not cleaning: I'm sick.

2. I can watch marathons of corny Hallmark Christmas movies.

3. Most likely I have made the Guinness Book of World Records for using the most tissues while sick.

4. I can nap all day long.

5. I've had plenty of time to work on constructing a website for my grad class.

6. Plenty of time has been spent thinking about what I'm going to buy for Christmas. (No, I have not started Christmas shopping yet. That's not my style. I prefer to wait until almost the last minute. )

7. The LG has been taking care of me (Well, as much as he can without getting too close. Pinkeye is highly contagious. If he doesn't get it, I'll be surprised.)

8. I received white roses courtesy of my Love Guru.

9. I will go back to work relaxed and rejuvenated on Monday. (The pinkeye WILL go away by then, gosh darnit.)

10. I've had some good laughs looking at my monster-like self in the mirror.

And let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen: crusty, teary, drippy and red x2 has never looked so sexy. ;)